Category: Funny Posts

The “D” Word: Dating & Why I Will Die Alone

I always thought that if I was a Disney Princess I would, naturally, be Ariel but the older I’m getting the more I realise I have in common with Pocahontas. Not only do we both have pet racoons but, just like my Native American counterpart, I am always waiting to see what’s “just around the […]






Just ’cause she dances go-go…

I met up with my friend this week who told me that one of our friends from school had got himself a job working on the bar at a strip club. According to her he was able to pay his rent on his tips alone and she suggested that maybe I should see about working […]






I Heart Brie Larson

We interrupt your regular programming so that I can have a fan girl moment – I love Brie Larson. I must be one of the only people in the world who doesn’t enjoy watching films. I get fidgety. My sister point blank refuses to go to the cinema with me or even entertain the idea […]






Ask No Questions & I’ll Tell You No Lies

I get asked a lot of questions so thought I would compile a list, as a bit of fun, to show you examples of the kind of things I did and still do get asked by different people.   Photographers: So, what does your boyfriend think about you modelling? – Oh sorry, I must have […]






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